[:)] "EDT(batch14): Misconceptions"

Yes! Hindi pa ako late.

*napatingin sa bagong dating*

 Vee!

Kayo pa lang pong dalawa?

Anong oras na ah.. asan na po yung iba?

Yung iba nasa Trinoma pa raw...

Haha... Akala ko, late na ako eh.

Actually,

late ka naman talaga eh...

nagkataon lang...

mas late sila.

...

[:D] AKO MISMO (PART-4) : "Kamalasan"

AKO: Kuya...
AKO: Isa nga pong--
SIYA: Sorry ser sarado na po kami.
SIYA: *sinara ang stall*

~WAKAS~
AKO: *nagtoothbrush naman ako ah*

[:D] "Artifice Part 2 - now on YouTube!"

Click the image below to watch the video on YouTube:

ENJOY! [xD]

[:)] "Artifice Part 2 - coming soon"

The sequel to the crappiest magic video ever created is now under edifice [:D]

You guys still remember "Artifice"? ...the cheap home video of me performing lousy magic tricks on playing cards and loose change? Well, guess what, i just made another one [xD]

..this time featuring pure card manipulation tricks. Which means no more clumsy coin magic. Just card-out-of-thin-air-then-turns-into-another-card-and-suddenly-vanishes kind of tricks..[;P]


If Artifice didn't blow you away the first time...

...surely, there's always room for a second chance! [xD]

If you don't have any idea about Artifice...
click the image below to see Part -1:
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"...That's the thing with magic. You've got to know it's still here, all around us, or it just stays invisible for you.”

[:)] "EDT(batch14): AwitPinoy"

"You might as well dance..."

[:)] "EDT(batch14): GIF TIDBITS"

"HEADSTAND sa GRANDSTAND" [xD]

>>CLICK HERE FOR IMAGE<<

"MGA TAKAS sa MENTAL" [:o]

>>CLICK HERE FOR IMAGE<<

"7 SECONDS of MADNESS" [:D]

>>CLICK HERE FOR IMAGE<<

"Dancer ka nga... Engineering ka ba?" ~EDT_Apprentice [xD]

[:)] "HOW TO DEAL WITH WATER-BASED PAINT STAIN ON FABRIC... the brian way"

Recently, i was faced with a dilemma that utterly challenged my philosophies in life. It was problem so convoluted, i had to transcend the borders of logic just to resolve it. It was dreadful. Horrible. And since I care about my readers so much [xD] I made this new section to my blog: "D.I.Y. the Brian™ Way" So that you don't have to experience all the hassle I had to go through in my day just in case you encounter the same trouble.

So, without further ado, here is...

HOW TO DEAL WITH WATER-BASED PAINT STAIN
...the Brian™ way [:D]

BACKGROUND:

One day, as he was painting paradise on a large piece of canvass, he accidentally dripped bright yellow paint on his favorite pair of training shorts. Knowing the paint he was using is actually water-based, and comes off easily on skin even without soap, he didn't give much concern.

A few hours later, he decided to wash off the blemish using detergent powder. To his surprise, no matter how hard he tried, the stain didn't seem to show any signs of shaking off.

Exasperated, he opened his laptop, hooked up the net, and googled for a solution to his problem. Ironically, every HOW-TO article he saw, emphasized one vital directive. That is, to never let the paint dry out, or else, removing the stain would be next to impossible.

And it was true. It barely came off.

So he grabbed his pair of shorts. Stared at the blot for a few moments. Closed his eyes. And contemplated on the best course of action he could probably come up with. And this was what he thought...


INSTRUCTIONS:

1. Stare at the imperfection you have made for at least 10 seconds.

2. Pest yourself asking why in the world would anyone in the right mind let a paint stain dry.

3. If you are not irritated enough, repeat steps 1 and 2. Once convinced that you are truly one daft individual, continue to step 4.

4. Think of a proverb. If you don't know one, invent.

5. Utilize your daftness, and use your proverb to formulate your very own stupid, yet original, way to solve the problem.

6. Carry out your ingenious plan.

7. Celebrate your stupidity. Treat yourself a candy or two.


...so, wonder what i proverb i came up with? [:D] Read on:


THE Brian™ WAY:

MY PROVERB: "If you can't beat them, join them"

MY COURSE of ACTION: Since the yellow paint really stood out on my gray training shorts, and considering the fact that water-based paint, when dry, hardly ever come off of fabric, I decided to patch up the stain using... dandaradan! GRAY WATER-BASED PAINT! Yeah... and using brown paint to add the fine details, I was actually able to cover the blemish using another beautifully painted blemish. You judge...

BEFORE:

AFTER:

Am I not stupid or what? [:D]

"Only a diamond can scratch a diamond"

[:o] "Bakit walang pasok ngayon"

ANY QUESTIONS?! XD

Pictures courtesy of Earl Christian Uy of 4AR1.

Taken today, 22-Aug-2009.

 [a repost from ARCHITERCTURE STUDENT COUNCIL MULTIPLY SITE]

[XD] "Karatula Madness: Usapang wiwi (EPISODE 1)"

Kahit saang sulok ng mundo.. kahit sa anong bansa.. basta may karatula.. tiyak! Hindi mawawala ang rong sfelling at wrong gramming [xD] Kaya't hanggat hindi pa bumibigay ang bulok kong selpon.. hanggat may space pa sa memory.. at hanggat bawal omehi dito.. asahan niyong meron kayong susubaybayang kalokohan mula sa blog na ito. Ito ang rip-off ng funny signs... Just Brian version [:D]

Episode 1: "Karatula Madness: Usapang Wiwi"

> Public toilet sa bus terminal ng San Fernando, Pampanga... Hanapin ang Mali [:P]


> Karatulang nakadikit sa pintuan ng cubicle sa CR ng SM Harrison...Gusto ata, sa lababo kami jumingle [xD]


> Sa isang liblib na lugar sa Vito Cruz... Isang karatula para sa mga hindi nakakaindindi ng Taga-log [:D]


> Sa tabi ng kalsada (habang naghihintay ng bus pauwi)... Oo, wala kang ligtas.. Kahit sa taas.. bawal [xD]


BONUS KARATULA: Isang paalala na nakapaskil sa bawat floor ng Monte Carlo Suite kunsaan ako naninirahan ngayon. Bawal daw talaga kasi ang vandalism dito eh [:P]

...inspired by KIKOMACHINE's "Mga Karatulang Hango sa Tunay na Buhay"

[:o] "SAW VI"

To one and every all of Jigsaw fanatic. Clap yourselves...
Because now today, we have a something to celebrate!
"SAW VI" will be gonna out for October already!
This will gonna be fun, don't you?
Hehe! As a matter in fact.. I cannot wait!
Do you can?

CLICK HERE to saw the Official Movie Website :D

[:)] "Bagong Trip Lang... Nothing out of the ordinary"

Naisip ko ang ideyang 'to kahapon, habang nakatunganga sa jeep. Trapik kasi 'nun at, dahil pagod, hinayaan ko munang magtravel ang utak ko sa ibang plane of existence. Kunsaang dimension ng kakornihan ko napulot ang kaek-ekang 'to ay hindi ko talaga alam. Kaya naman without further ado: ibinibigay ko senyo ang... tantananan! "BOXFACE: Label Posting System"!


Gamit ang BoxFace smileys (na ilalagay ko sa label section at sa umpisa ng bawat post title), magkakaroon na ng idea ang kunsino mang masuwerteng kaluluwang maliligaw sa blog na ito, about sa mood o content ng kahit anong blog post na kanyang masisilayan. Eto ang ilan sa mga smileys na maaari kong gamitin:

NOTE: Ang listahan sa baba ay nagbabago over time. Kapag may bago akong naisip, idadagdag ko. Kapag may hindi na nagagamit, buburahin ko ang existence, never to be seen again... Ever.

[:)] CASUAL POST, tulad nitong entry na 'to, ang mga post na labeled casual ay maglalaman ng mga informal messages at updates na galing sa inyong lingkod, Ako.

[:D] KWENTONG V, ang mga post na maglalaman ng smiley na 'to ay iyong mga fictional at non-fictional entries na pinopost ko para mabigyang identity ang blog na ito. Posts na "Just Brian" ...nothing out of the ordinary. can also be: [8D]

[: |] PA-DEEP KUNO, mga posts na tila nagpapaka-deep, emo-emohan ang dating.

[;P] WITTY POST, mga posts na pinag-isipan at nakakaloko. Madalas double-meaning. Minsan triple. hehe.. can also be: [:P]

[:o] HOW SHOCKING! POST, mga entry na interesante, agaw-pansin, interesting at attention-grabbing...

[:S] BAMBOOZLES , mga posts na kahit ako ay nahihirapang i-comprehend. Out of this world ang kawirduhan. Makalaglag nunal ang kalokohan. Nagpapa-"S" ng labi. (uuy.. susubukang i-"S" ang labi :P)

[XD] ROTFLMAOL, ito yung mga posts na naglalaman ng jokes, kwentong biro, funny experiences at kung anu-ano pang mga nakakatawang "just brian" encounters na hango sa tunay na buhay. can also be: [:))]

"Ang picture sa taas ay walang kinalaman sa post na 'to... avatar ko yan sa Gaia_online... gusto ko lang ipagmalaki [XD]"

[:)] "blog-worthy entries from my lame, old weblog"

Note: Simply click the title to read the full blog entry.


>"Life's Lessons" [September 21, 2008 ]
~A 45-item list of the lessons life has taught me during those times. I plan to make a sequel to this post, so better read its original :)


>"Buhay, Chain Letter at Alikabok" [February 11, 200]
~Hindi ko alam kung bakit naisipan kong magsulat ulit. Ewan ko lang kung ano na naman ang pumasok sa isip ko at eto ako, sinasayang ang oras sa pagtataype ng kung anu-ano. Marami pa akong dapat gawin... mga trabahong dapat tapusin... mga bagay na dapat isipin. Pero sa kabila ng mga ito, eto pa rin ako... kinakausap ka.

Ano nga bang pumasok sa isip ko..? (Read more)


>"Midnight Highway" [January 15, 2009 ]
~Ang post tungkol sa isang tagpong tila ako'y nagpapakawirdo at walang magawa sa buhay. Isa ang post na 'to sa mga favorite ko... haha! Senti :P


>"Nag-collapse ako sa barbershop: Isang Kwentong Walang Kwenta" [January 8, 2009 ]
~Another brianV original :D Sa lahat ng mga blog posts na kinompose ko habang ako'y nagpapagupit sa barbero, eto na siguro ang pinaka 'da best para sakin :]

...retrospection [:o]

[:S] "What Makes the World Go Round?" [repost]

Love? Or money?

I say, neither. For it is the perpetual conservation of angular momentum that makes the world go round. Lahat ng orbital motion ng planets (including the rotation) ay dahil sa fundamental angular momentum na galing sa nebula kung saan ito nabuo as demonstrated by the classical Foucault pendulum experiment. Kung nagkataon na masira ang continual angular impetus ng earth dulot ng tidal friction o gravitational attraction ng iba pang heavenly bodies, magkakaroon ng irregularity sa gyratory drive ng earth, resulting to time fluctuations and eventually to the obliteration of the planet.

pero hindi ako sure ah… baka nga love… ;P

a repost from: brianv.i.ph

[XD] "Mulasa Blak Meet Concee Goo Meel"

"Danbe Fuld"
Sa buhay, hindi maiiwasang maloko....

"Baragats Daragats"
Kaya't sa oras na mapagtripan ka ng tadhana..

"Emstel... Emstel..."
Maki-sing ka na lang:

"...Jeni fram da Blak :P"
uuuy.. babasahin niya ulit!

(nyaha! Talaga naman... Aba'y kinanta pa! Walangya...
Stone Age pa lang.. joke na yan.. kelan ka ba pinanganak?)

[:D] AKO MISMO (PART-3) : "Katarungan"

AKO: *burp*
AKO: Kuya... bayad ho.
AKO: *inabot ang P100 bill*
SIYA:  *tinanggap ang P100 bill*
AKO: ...
AKO: ...
SIYA: Sir, sukli nyo ho...
SIYA: *inabot ang dalawang P20 bills*
AKO: *tinanggap ang sukli*
AKO: *binilang*
AKO: *sumimangot*
AKO: Boss, hindi ho ba P50 lang yung kinain ko?
SIYA: *chineck ang resibo*
SIYA: *nataranta*
SIYA: Ay! Bopis ba ser?
AKO: Opo.
SIYA: *kumuha ng dalawang limampiso at inabot sa windang na kostumer*
SIYA: Hehe.. pasensya na po ser :P
AKO: Hehe.. ayos lang ho 'yon.
AKO: *super smile*

...at never na siyang bumalik sa kainang iyon. EVER.
IKAW: oooohh... how inspiring.

~WAKAS~